The Say Thong Saison is an old Tanterron favorite. First brewed in the Alpenglow highlands, the recipe eventually made its way into the valleys and swamps, eventually becoming a favorite among the local Gold Miners, who would drink the beer to ease their throats from the constant burning sensations suffered from the gold dust inhalation and rectal absorption. The fine dust particles penetrated anything immersed within the shaft, including any human orifice, which proved troublesome for the miners, as the surface of their anuses coated in the microscopic gold shards, suffered from the fury of a three eyed blind hemorrhoid. The beer didn't do shit for their assholes, but it was pretty good.
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